Special Ed

I smoke a lot of weed.

I met a new not my friend on public transit today.

I met a new not my friend on public transit today.

19 Playgrounds That Will Haunt Your Worst Nightmares

Veni, Vidi, Veni

I came, I saw, I came again.

No. No I don’t think I’ll take your advice on how to protect myself against “E.Boli”, but thanks anyways bro.

Useless Knowledge

Until the 1950’s, Tibetans disposed of their dead by taking the body up to a hill, hacking it into little pieces, and feeding the remains to the birds.

Reblogged from sadventriloquist

sadventriloquist:

I used to think my barber was my best friend because I could talk to him about anything and he shaved my neck for $12 every week. Then I met a wonderful girl who did the same thing for free and then we got married and had the most perfect kid. 

But what did you do with the extra $12 a week?

So I made an Android dude that kind of looks like me.

So I made an Android dude that kind of looks like me.

Useless Knowledge

Reblogged from bitchycursedandbroken

bitchycursedandbroken:

speshuled:

Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts seawater to freshwater.  When they drink the saltwater from the sea the water goes through the gland and the salt gets kept there. When the gland is full, the penguin goes onto a rock and knocks his beak against it, and all the salt empties out through the nasal passages.

So….They pretty much beat themselves up? Penguins are hardcore.

I forgot about this nugget of useless information (I posted it three and a half years ago; thanks for reblogging it). Do you remember when I used to do one of these every morning? I think I’m going to start doing them again. 

All I want is for someone to make me homemade spicy chicken strips, guac, and edamame.

Is that too much to ask for? :(