I smoke a lot of weed.
I met a new not my friend on public transit today.
No. No I don’t think I’ll take your advice on how to protect myself against “E.Boli”, but thanks anyways bro.
Reblogged from sadventriloquist
I used to think my barber was my best friend because I could talk to him about anything and he shaved my neck for $12 every week. Then I met a wonderful girl who did the same thing for free and then we got married and had the most perfect kid.
But what did you do with the extra $12 a week?
So I made an Android dude that kind of looks like me.
Reblogged from bitchycursedandbroken
Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts seawater to freshwater. When they drink the saltwater from the sea the water goes through the gland and the salt gets kept there. When the gland is full, the penguin goes onto a rock and knocks his beak against it, and all the salt empties out through the nasal passages.
So….They pretty much beat themselves up? Penguins are hardcore.
I forgot about this nugget of useless information (I posted it three and a half years ago; thanks for reblogging it). Do you remember when I used to do one of these every morning? I think I’m going to start doing them again.
Is that too much to ask for? :(