1) What would you like to remembered for. Or, alternatively, what talent do you wish you had?
2) Tell us about your first kiss ever.
3) Tell us about your most embarrassing sexual experience. Be honest. We're all friends here.
1~ I wish I could sing. I play the guitar pretty good; I used to have most of a new Metallica or Slayer CD figured out by ear in a month by playing along once or twice a week; but to hear my voice you would swear to God I’m tone-deaf. I’d like to be able to add vocals to songs when I’m playing them.
2~ I was 8yrs old. Maybe 7, but I think 8. She lived across the street. It was so exciting and felt like we were doing a bad thing. Maybe because we showed each other our pee-pees after.
3~I was at this little music festival in Kelowna when I was 19. This girl I knew wants to fuck me at like 3 in the morning. I say yes because I was just in jail for 4 months for selling pot and I’m ready to fuck, even though she ain’t no prize. A couple of hours later a couple of my buddies wake me up laughing because apparently I wasn’t her only conquest that night, I was like #4. Pretty much everybody I knew and all of my friends were at this show, and most of them had walked by to see me cuddled up under a sleeping-bag in the morning sun with an ugly whore.
I just sent a dick pic to someone I don’t really interact with because she posted her e-mail and now I feel dirty. Maybe she won’t know it’s me, becuase my e-mail addy doesn’t have xunholyx attached to it.
9 months ago I had to leave Kelowna and move to Vancouver because there was no work. I used to live in Vancouver 20 years ago and figured that I would hook up with my old friends, but most of them have moved away or have families and it isn’t what I expected.
I also haven’t had a relationship that would make me consider changing my status from single in about 15 years and I’m starting to think that it may never happen for me.