July 2011
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Useless Knowledge
In 1865 opium was grown in the state of Virginia and a product was distilled from it that yielded 4 percent morphine. In 1867 it was grown in Tennessee; six years later it was cultivated in Kentucky. During these years opium, marijuana, and cocaine could be purchased legally over the counter from any druggist.
That time I got drunk and shared far more about myself than I ever intended to on the internet. FUCKLULZ!
I’m going back to my hometown for the long weekend (this weekend in Canada) and I probably won’t post much for the next few days.
Don’t worry. I didn’t jump off a bridge.
Anyway, time to get ready for work. Hungover/still drunk. Whoops!
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stumblingroses replied to your post: It’s time to stop this facade.
I call bullshit! I’ve seen your ass on video chat! ;)
FFFFUUUUUUUU!!!!! Busted.
It's time to stop this facade.
It’s time I posted a photo of the real me.
I am what I am.
I just said “I like your pussy” to the girl who lives across the hall. (joking)
She looked like she was disgusted.
I said “I mean Blackie.” (the name of her cat)
She still looked disgusted.
I guess she isn’t a natural red-head.
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There’s a saying I use a lot.
“Oh my fuck!”
I have to stop using that.
Jerking off on a regular basis is nothing to be proud of.
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futurelotterywinner replied to your post: I haven’t posted anything all night, just…
Smoke more WEEEED!
I think you just nailed it.
I haven’t smoked much lately.
I’m taking your advice.
You’re a good friend!
I haven’t posted anything all night, just messaging to the ask-boxes and replies.
I’m liking this.
I have to get back to being more social.
Is "Noa'd" in the urban dictionary yet?
douchemcbaggus:
I got Noa’d… Again! @TheHotFinger
Your fears were totally justified. I will bow to the Tumblr mindhive from here on out.
If you claim to be a hot and/or talented dyke from Alabama, you’ll have to come over and eat my wife’s pussy before I’ll follow you.
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In sixteenth-century Europe, many druggists sold medicine made from the powder of Egyptian mummies. Such “medicine” was considered good for gout and catarrh and was often incorporated into products known as “mummy balm” or “Egyptian salve”. In 1564 someone named Guy de la Fontaine attempted to corner the mummy market in Alexandria, a center for the export of such commodities. He discovered that...
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Useless Knowledge
Both George Washington and Thomas Jefferson grew cannabis sativa (marijuana) on their plantations.
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tacos4algernon replied to your post: Two and a half weeks I’ve went without going out…
Don’t you mean NAO?
Actually I should have said meow, because there is a good chance there is some cat in there.
Two and a half weeks I’ve went without going out for phở.
I must fix that NOW!
I’ve now officially seen enough posts about Bon Iver that I feel I should at least listen to one of his songs.
Not so with Bieber, who’s music I’ve been able to avoid by shunning shopping malls and “fashionable” clothing stores. Seriously. I’ve only heard about 20 seconds of one of his songs when Entertainment Tonight came on the TV while I was preparing...
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Prankster is back. Plus Little Apricot makes a... →
misterprankster:
Let’s make this short and sweet because that’s what she never said. When I joined Tumblr I became somewhat engrossed in the lives of others. People seemed to understand my own mind better than those close to me making themselves transparently apparent through conversations brought on by things I…
Bovine mammary fluid
I have none for my coffee.
*sad face emoticon*
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husbot replied to your post: Useless Knowledge
Useless knowledge. Uric acid is the cause of gout.
That’s why it’s a good idea to drink a lot of beer. It makes you pee more.
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Snakes do not urinate. The secrete and excrete uric acid, which is a solid, chalky, usually white substance.
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goodybrains replied to your photo: BOOBS!
those are fake, my lovely.
And…………….?
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Useless Knowledge
According to the National Safety Council, an average of sixty-nine people a day are shot to death with handguns in the United States. Three-quarters of these shootings take place within the inner family circle or among close friends.
