September 2012
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dearknowone replied to your photo: It’s been a while.
your dick isnt huge but you know what is ed? your heart. come here. but dont hug me with a boner you fucking faggot. just hug me from behind, I MEAN ILL HUG YOU FRM BEHIND, BUT I WONT BE ALL GAY, JUST LIKE MAN HUG, ONE ARM, TO THE SIDE. come here
It’s okay. You can admit you’re gay for me. I won’t tell nobody. I’ll...
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STM
Now I’m full of curious. There is definitely another side to you.
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christinaincorporated replied to your post: I feel like getting semi-naked
Dickcopter gif!
LOfuckingL!!! I forgot about when I did that post.
Good times….
May I suggest an app for your smartphone?
Google goggles.
That shit is the shit.
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I feel like getting semi-naked
and taking photos of myself.
It must be Thursday.
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hidemyheartaway replied to your photo: Yes I’m stupid.
Never would have matched this handwriting with you. Very pretty cursive
Really? I always thought handwriting was pretty sloppy.
My buddy from out of town just called me because he can’t make it to Vancouver for a concert tomorrow and he said he would UPS the tickets to me for free if I wanted to go.
The tickets are for Gotye.
I politely declined.
I may have snickered a bit.
Maybe not so polite.
one can never be sure whether it’s good poetry or bad acid
– Bukowski (via shesaflightrisk)
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dickensnyc replied to your photo: This is the view from the penthouse condo I’m…
So design gigs are hot in Vancouver?
I imagine they would be. There are cranes up all over the city and the surrounding suburbs. Plus infills and renos on older buildings. If you decided to look for work and move to Vancouver, you wouldn’t be disappointed. It is a beautiful place to live.
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That time I was on the guest list for a Metallica show and was right next to the stage and got a bunch of killer photos but got drunk and lost my phone and all the pics that went with it.
That.
:(
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downtostars replied to your post: OMG ED THAT SHIRT. Tsk tsk… My entire town would have died of shock. Although that’s only 714 people and most of them are in their eighties, so… Yeah… See you in hell?
Damn. And I thought you’d save me a seat so we could puff-puff-pass. Whatever. It’s cool. I’ll find my own seat. On someone else’s lap.
Well the security problem is only in Hell. Come visit. Smoke...
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beautiful-nerdflake asked: I love the Jesus is a cunt T-shirt... Absolutely brilliant!
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downtostars asked: OMG ED THAT SHIRT. Tsk tsk... My entire town would have died of shock. Although that's only 714 people and most of them are in their eighties, so... Yeah... See you in hell?
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In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. This man is known as the “Comedian”. You may tell jokes, Mr. Speshuled, but you are no Comedian.
Remember that time I got laid?
Me neither.
When I notice someone is looking at me
I look back and smile. They usually smile back at me.
That makes me happy.
Sometimes I smile and they don’t reciprocate.
That makes me feel a sense of accomplishment.
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It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put...
– Neil Armstrong. (via joshsternberg)
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I rolled too many joints
and now they won’t all fit into my cigarette pack.
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mypo0rbrain replied to your post: So…
Say what?! I’ve been listening to them all day, coincidentally. HOW are you on the guest list??!
I work with someone who’s wife’s sister is a big-shot in the company that is filming the 3D movie of the concerts here. She asked him if he knew anyone who wanted to go and he asked me. Why would I say no to free Metallica?
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So...
A night with Metallica in 4 1/2hrs. Private box suite FTW!
Plus they announced yesterday that they will have an extra show on Monday with tickets for $5.
That’ll sell out fast. Good thing I’m on the guest list for that one.