your dick isnt huge but you know what is ed? your heart. come here. but dont hug me with a boner you fucking faggot. just hug me from behind, I MEAN ILL HUG YOU FRM BEHIND, BUT I WONT BE ALL GAY, JUST LIKE MAN HUG, ONE ARM, TO THE SIDE. come here
It’s okay. You can admit you’re gay for me. I won’t tell nobody. I’ll even give you a reach-around. And don’t worry about me not being huge. It’s cold in my apartment. I’ll rip your ass apart.
I imagine they would be. There are cranes up all over the city and the surrounding suburbs. Plus infills and renos on older buildings. If you decided to look for work and move to Vancouver, you wouldn’t be disappointed. It is a beautiful place to live.
OMG ED THAT SHIRT. Tsk tsk... My entire town would have died of shock. Although that's only 714 people and most of them are in their eighties, so... Yeah... See you in hell?
I’ll probably see you in Hell, but I’ll be all famous and shit down there and we might not actually physically “meet” because of the bodyguards and stuff to keep the riff-raff off of me. I’ll see if I can get you on the guest-list.
In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. This man is known as the “Comedian”. You may tell jokes, Mr. Speshuled, but you are no Comedian.
“It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn’t feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.”— Neil Armstrong. (via joshsternberg)
Say what?! I’ve been listening to them all day, coincidentally. HOW are you on the guest list??!
I work with someone who’s wife’s sister is a big-shot in the company that is filming the 3D movie of the concerts here. She asked him if he knew anyone who wanted to go and he asked me. Why would I say no to free Metallica?